Milkman- T.M.M.

First of all, what.

This is probably the most ridiculously awesome band that I’ve came across in my nearly 33 years of life. Like dude, I just restarted it. Just to hear the stories again.

Who’s the f^%#in’ Milk Man?

Is it the lead singer? Is it a true story? What the F$%k is a MILK HAND?

You know what’s wild? As creatives, we’re always out here trying to be “unique”. The ingenuity and cleverness had me literally “LOL’ing” the entire time. My toddler son looked at me like a crazy man.

Now I’m not going to lie. I thought this song was going to be about either promiscuity, or of the like. Then. THEN!

They introduced the barber. With an opening line like “I’ve always been fascinated by hair” delivered in a “Bubba” from Forest Gump-like manner. So, I gotta think now this is a fictional tale. I doubt you ACTUALLY shaved the hair of Patrick Stewart or the Mayor.

So, cool, it’s made up. I can go in expecting something wild for the last one.

Then, they started describing what I know all too well. The Midwest.

Minnesota Duluth, my guy?

I’m dead. Now I really don’t know. I feel like 38% is at least real. Because I’ve been to Duluth, so I know they have a lot of weirdos that would put forks in sockets and sh!t.

Ultimately, this is amazing. Whether it’s all fictional or somehow all true, I don’t care. All I care is someone actually gives a crap enough about entertaining people that they let their guard down, and made songs we can laugh to. I think we forget that music is emotion, and laughter is the greatest result of any emotion.

IMHO.

-3NAM3S

https://open.spotify.com/track/3590hCBzFSysSjqeAIWDmE?si=HBVT1rJxSfOwAofLlm45uA